Curious George delivers the State of the Union… one last time

How many people does it take to announce “Madame Speaker, the President of United States”? If you said 2, you’re right! On this momentous occasion, the last State of the Union by President Bush, it took two people to announce his arrival. In the past, this arduous task was handled by one person.

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935 Lies and Counting…

The Center for Public Integrity reports that in the two years following the 9/11 attacks, the Bush administration, and seven of his top officials (Cheney, Condi, Rummie, etc.), made at least 935 false statements about the security threats posed by Saddam Hussein and Iraq. That’s right, 935 lies. According to the report, President Bush made [...]

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George and Laura headed for divorce?

My favorite online gossip columnist, Ted Casablanca, reports that George and Laura are headed towards splitsville. Yup, things are not so swell in the White House. Laura can no longer fake it. Maybe she’s had enough of Bush boozing and canoodling Condi. Maybe she wants a man who can use two syllable words without butchering [...]

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Hillary Wins Nevada… Big Surprise

Did anyone really think that Obama had a chance of winning Nevada? Yes, Obama is popular and charismatic. That’s great. But what people don’t realize is that Latino voters are more likely to vote for Hillary, a white woman, than for Obama, a black man. This is where racial politics comes into play.
During this election, [...]

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Jamie Lynn Dumped by Baby Daddy

I hear that Casey Aldridge has dumped Jamie Lynn. Apparently, he’s having doubts about his paternity. As I mentioned before, there is a rumor going around that some Nickelodeon executive is the real father of Jamie Lynn’s baby and Casey Aldridge is being paid to be the fall guy.
I just love when some bible-thumping, [...]

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Rumor has it…

that Britney might be preggers again. She was seen shopping for a pregnancy test at Rite Aid with the creepy photographer boyfriend Adnan Ghalib. Does she get knocked up every time she has sex?

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Crime and Punishment

So Marion Jones was sentenced to 6 months of jail time for lying about steroid use and something about her punishment really bothers me. I’m not condoning steroid use. I’m just tired of seeing harsher punishment applied in some cases and overlooked in others. So here are some examples of “crimes” and their corresponding [...]

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Exciting night in Hollywood

So last night, my roommate and I are sitting in our living room talking and watching TV when I notice someone looking into the apartment from the window that faces the roof. Yup. A peeping tom or a would be thief. I scream. He runs. I run outside yelling at him. Probably not the wisest [...]

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What is it about Hillary?

Amongst my generation Obama seems to be the more popular choice. He’s obviously charismatic and intelligent, both necessary qualities for a good leader (although our current leader is missing the “intelligent” quality, but that’s besides the point). He gives great speeches. He’s got Oprah’s endorsement. And he’s light-skinned enough not to scare of too many [...]

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Hillary’s Tears Galvanize Women Voters in New Hampshire

Hillary Clinton won New Hampshire. Yaaaaaaaaay!!! I’m not sure how Hillary showed emotion, maybe it was hormones, but I don’t care. Nobody likes to see a woman on the verge of tears and apparently voters in New Hampshire didn’t either. So listen to me babe, cry if you need to. Show some emotion. I [...]

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